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11:05 PM: Not a shocker, In the Heights wins. Time to party-party! Kindly fuck off! And the economy going down, by the way: if musicals don't stay as progressive as In the Heights or Passing Strange, it's fucked [look, I couldn't parse it either; maybe the yayo finally showed -- 99]. Take note.…
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Not Live Blogging the Tony's
A friend of YM has the (mis?) fortune of landing front and center at the year's Tony Awards. Not having a television, and seeming gay only to the women I want to nail, I don't have much to add. Even though I've seen a good two dozen productions this year, it's the Tony's, which make the Grammy's…
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HIs Whole Body's a Treasure-Trail!
Hipster girl #1: I usually don't mind, but this guy was like... I mean, basically you couldn't tell if his shirt was on or off, he was that hairy!Hipster girl #2: Yeah, I used to date a guy like that. You know those hair removal ads for men with the before and after pictures, where they basically…
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Ever Played "Adult" Double Dare?
Drunk girl: That sucks that Souljah Boy is getting sued. His song is really good.Drunk guy: Are you serious? Do you know what "Superman" means?Drunk girl: Yeah, it means you ejaculate on someone's back and stick the bed sheet to it. Like a Superman cape.Drunk guy: Ok, but do you know what…
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Kate Hudson At Whole Foods [Gawker Stalker]
Fresh stalker email: "It's confirmed - Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are definitely a couple. Just checked out next to the them at Whole Foods on the Bowery. They had a full shopping cart. Guess everyone needs to buy groceries." Preparing for Tour De Lance.
Extra, Extra
Subway pic, by natalie at flikrToday on the Gothamist Newsmap: a water search in Little Neck Bay in Queens, a possible dead whale in Lower New York Bay, and a stabbing on Franklin Ave. and East 169th St. in the Bronx. The City's Health Dept. is allocating $2 million for the purchase and…
...Without Throwing Up
Queer #1: I am sorry, I did not mean it.Queer #2 (angrily): What do you mean you didn't mean it? You told me that you loved me. You can't just take that back!Queer #1: Sorry.Queer #2: What do you mean you're sorry!?(pause for a block)Queer #1: Thanks for the help. Now I feel ready to tell…
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Cool Music
Damon and Naomi Since the breakup of Galaxie 500 in 1991, members Damon Krukowski and Naomi Yang have released six well-received albums under the guise of Damon and Naomi, come see a great performance by them tonight... Start: 7:30 PM Sunday, June 15 Location: Le Poisson Rouge - 158 Bleecker St
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Celebrate Central Park...
Central Park's Greensward 150th Anniversary Celebration Over the next few months, the Central Park Conservancy and the New York City Department of Parks & Recreation are hosting a series of public events and activities to celebrate the 150th anniversary of the design for Central Park, one of…
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L'il Gangstas: The Pre-K Gangs of New York
A is for Apple..B is for Blood and C is for Crip? The Daily News has a disturbing story about gang-member parents indoctrinating their children from birth in gang life. Before they can even speak, some of these tots can flash their signs and are adorned with gang colors and accouterments. Are…
Great Music
Capelton Come to BB King's Blues Club & Grill to see a great performance by Capelton, guest starring Jah Thunder and Kulcha Knox. When: Doors open at 6 PM and the show starts at 8 PM Sunday, June 15 Location: BB Kings Blues Club & Grill - 237 W. 42nd Street
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Guest Recipe: Lower East Side Girls Club Granola Bars
Photo of Girls Club cook Valerie courtesy Girls Club. Since April, the Lower East Side Girls Club has been operating their La Tiendita (The Little Store) booth at the Essex Street Market. The Girls Club reaches out to economically disadvantaged girls and young women between the ages of 8 and…
One More Thing: Who is Your 70s Crush? [Nostalgia]
Yesterday's installment brought forth so much thrillingly lovely eye-candy that I'm sticking with the theme today. Only difference is that we'll be delving even further back into our collective crush unconsciousness. Crush-onciousness? Whatev. I'll start it off with my choice for most amazingly…
Making The Call: Time to Trade Shockey
It’s time to end this soap opera. No, not the one currently in an extended run at Shea, but the one flaring up this past week at Giants Stadium. Jeremy Shockey is unhappy and pissed off. He is mad he broke his leg, he is mad the team didn’t let him onto the field at the Super Bowl and…
Con Ed Maps Its Power Outages
Con Ed has been working to restore power to customers in Brooklyn, Queens and Westchester County who are still without power after last night's storms (thousands were without power all over the region, served by various utilities). And recently, Con Ed has been sharing a website that maps…
Yeah, He's Still Allergic to Me
Guy: How were things with your ex last night?Girl: You know... He threw up and started crying, so I gave him a hug. He got an erection, threw up two more times and passed out.Guy: So, same old same old.--E 51st, b/w 1st & 2nd Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email …
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The Times Spends a Day With Creepy Little Model Hunter [Douchebags]
One of the many types of slimy little men we have to purge from our fair city is profiled in the New York Times today. "Some people see models all the time. They recognize these creatures despite their oversize sunglasses and disheveled hair. They can look past baggy shifts and mismatched…
Today: Roof Party w/ Finger On The Pulse + BBQ & BYOB!
This was supposed to go down last night but got postponed because of rain. Starts around 5PM today. ***UPDATE*** Might want to check this one out too - it's right around the corner
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Elsewhere in the Ist-a-Verse
Photo by anitakhart/Flickr SFist asked, since it was National Pigeon Day this past week, one simple question about the urban winged creature: love 'em or hate 'em?As California prepared for legal gay marriage, which begins Monday evening, and also watched as Los Angeles celebrated equality…
Christian Bale: 'The Joker' Did Not Kill Heath Ledger [Gossip]
The stress of playing one of the most legendary characters ever in one of the most hotly anticipated sequels ever didn't contribute to Heath Ledger's death in January, says the Dark Knight star. "Christian Bale has called rumours that Heath Ledger's role as The Joker contributed to his death…
Video of the Day: Shea Stadium Slip 'N Slide
Last night, the Mets' game against the Texas Rangers was rained out due to the storm. However, the faithful--those Mets fans who stuck around while waiting to see if the game would be just be delayed--got a treat when some Rangers players decided to turn the tarp on the field at Shea…
'Crying Men' by Sam Taylor-Wood [Art]
"'Crying Men' is a collection of photographic portraits of famous film actors by Sam Taylor-Wood showing what it looks like when Hollywwod men cry. Taylor-Wood explains, 'Some of the men cried before I even finished loading the camera, but others found it really difficult. People can decide for…
Opinionist: Frequency Hopping
Hollywood, 1940. As Hitler devours Europe and America inches toward war, a remarkable technology that could prove invaluable to the U.S. Navy is invented by… a sexy movie star and an avant garde composer? Though it sounds more than a little far-fetched, it’s actually a true story, and…
Family Guy's Top Ten Newscasts [Funny]
The folks at Adult Swim have compiled another one of their handy little collections. This time, it's the news, as it exists in the twisted cartoon universe of Family Guy. Of course, they won't let me embed them, so you can watch them here. Meanwhile, perfect excuse to post a Family Guy clip of my…
And by That I Mean 'Pathetically Degraded'
Guy #1: Yeah man, she only had a twin-size bed, so I had to sleep on the floor next to her.Guy #2: Dude, that fucking sucks.Guy #1: Nah, it's cool. I was so drunk I peed my pants, right there under the bed.Guy #2: Fierce.--53rd & Lexington Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link …
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Dogfighting Ring Broken Up in the Bronx
Police broke up an alleged dogfighting operation in the Tremont section of the Bronx last night, arresting seven men on charges of gambling and animal cruelty. 17 dogs were also removed from the building on 179th St. and they all showed signs of abuse. The bust comes approximately eight months…
When Central Park's Walls Come Tumblin' Down
Metro takes a look at the neglected walls of Central Park, which officials say are beyond repair (href="http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html? res=950DE6DD113EF936A35752C1A96F948260">The NY Times addressed the neglected traverses in 1989); naturally, preservationists aren't taking the news…
House Fire in Middle Village, Queens Kills One
Early this morning, a fire ripped through a three story building with a store on the ground floor and apartments above. There has been one reported fatality so far, with three people critically injured and four more residents seriously injured. The proprietor of the ground floor deli said two…
Dispatch from Aspen: Someone Please Get Dave Chang His Mime
&set=72157605628783877">?o=0'>?o=0' style='font-size: 9px; text-align: center;'>Click the image above to view the full photogallery. Last night, at Dave Chang & Friends' Whole Hog party at the Hickory House (presented by, make nice with the sponsors time, Food & Wine and Amex),... …
Strand Bookstore: Home of 18 miles of New, Used, Rare and Out of Print Books
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Kate Beckinsale Demands a Booty Double [Body Issues]
Flaming hot Underworld star Kate Beckinsale thinks her butt's too big! "She has a slim, toned figure that most women would die for. But Kate Beckinsale has demanded a body double for her latest film—because she 'loathes' her bottom. Producers have had to hire a £1,000-a-day nude stand-in after…
Force Overcomes It, Motherfucker!
Angry passenger to shoe stepper : Dude, watch my shoes!Shoe stepper: It's inertia, bitch!--2 Train Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-06-15
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ABC Home
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Stars Make Viral Video About Making a Viral Video [Trailer]
To promote their upcoming flick Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black, and Ben Stiller produced this hysterical clip for the MTV Movie Awards. So why am I posting it now? Because I didn't know about it last weekend and because it features Jack Black having his crotch assaulted again and…